Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018

Get your cooch smooched

To receive cunnilingus.

Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.

by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010

Get your bone smooched

Receive fellatio

I know that she's not the best looking girl but I really need a wing man. The worst that can happen is that you'll get your bone smooched.

by iam2eeyore November 20, 2009

Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat

"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"

by Prplskittle April 3, 2019

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner

Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020

National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

SSJ Smooching

An intense sexual act consisting of two men touching penises tip-to-tip - something akin to penis french kissing - where one ejaculates into the other's penis, resulting in an intimate sharing of sexual fluids.

Will and Vegeta would sneak off into the woods and make out in secret. During especially intense sessions, it often result in them SSJ Smooching. It was beautiful

by SSJSmoochum April 14, 2025