Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

solo-smiler

An individual who smiles alone in public. The reasons for smiling are known only to said smiler which makes him/her creepy to the rest of us.

Look at that solo-smiler over there, what a creepy dude.

by ViKaLiCiOuSS May 27, 2007

Smite

to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.

i will go to smite someone.

by rockstar4 July 10, 2010

passive smiler

Someone who cannot initiates a smile, often being "too cool", but can smile upon seeing someone smile at them first.

Jack is such a passive smiler. He is always too shy to initiate a smile to the girls and only does when the chick smiles at him first.

by gadgetfish November 19, 2007

Smithers

A kiss-ass, employee who brown-noses the boss. Named after Waylon Smithers on the Simpsons.

Sebastien bought our boss an expensive Christmas present again this year. What a Smithers!

by JoelR July 8, 2010

Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

by IllOfDoom May 16, 2019

Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.

"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".

by Brendan J. February 7, 2006