SMH

Shave My Humps

Please SMH, Ryan

by NotTylor February 7, 2014

SMH

Suck my hamster

Person 1: Hey well you know what, you can suck my dick!
Person 2: Suck your dick?? Yeah well SMH!!!
Person 1: OH yeah?! Well..wait what?

by Anonymous Peasant January 13, 2011

smh

suck my huevos. huevos = eggs in Spanish.

person: omg i love hannah montana!
person 2: hannah montana can smh

by Grantlover July 25, 2009

smh

Shaking My Head - another texting shorthand, used to denote the irony of a situation or disbelief at something. Cropping up constantly on Facebook now, too.

While waiting for the mailer to arrive for my replacement iPod, I put it in a safe place. Now I can't find it. smh

by wolfwoman1st December 28, 2011

SMH

Suck Me Hard
Offensive way to tell someone to suck it

Jim: I don't like your shirt Fancy
Fancy: SMH Jim!

by BBC4LYFE June 5, 2014

SMH

SMH means 'shaking my head'. Mostly used when someone does something so incredibly stupid there are no words for it.

guy 1 The other day i fell over my own feet!
guy 2 SMH.

by Kamazingxo December 30, 2014

smh

Stands for Sook Ma Hoop.

Scottish insult.
Literally "suck my arse"

Similar insults are: Sook ma root, Sook ma dick etc.

Person 1: Can I have a beer?
Person 2: You can smh, that's what you can do!

by Kvbbie February 4, 2012