shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.

"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.

by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shartabate

Accidentally shitting while matsturbating. Usually done just before orgasm when full relaxation is reached.

I was too horny to take a shit before I rubbed one out. I accidentally shartabated right before I blew.

by Benny the Pig October 26, 2010

smart idiot

being really really smart and not being able to do anything with it

dora the explorer is bilingual at age 4 yet she still can't find the mountain, she's a smart idiot

by dump cake August 1, 2010

smartass money

Any form of money collected by a coin collector that is worth more than the coin's value.

Hey dude check out my 1955 offset penny! It's worth 50 bucks!

Get your fucking smartass money away from me!

by Gamerguy406 June 8, 2007

whip-smart

Whips crack and snap...so someone who is "whip-smart" is able to come up with an answer right away, and succinctly

The magazine was praised for its spirited, whip-smart analysis of and commentary on current events.

by Beet Juice November 27, 2009

dumb smart

when ur book smart but have no common knowledge

dumb smart “when you ace your chemistry test but you think mount everest is in new zealand”

by ceoofdumbsmart March 11, 2020

street smart

A person who has alot of common sense and knows what's going on in the world. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with daily and understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person also knows all the current shit going on in the streets and the ghetto and everywhere else and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his own independant state of mind. A street smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.

that dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on today, he's street smart

by Da ReAlisT October 5, 2005