Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 10, 2012

salinas

A farming town located in Monterey County, California. It is best know for fertile fields, gang violence, underage drinking and Palma Football. Most people who stay live in their parents house or work on the family farm.

"Where are you from, Bitch?"

"I am from Salinas."

by steve5917 July 30, 2006

Shalin

Pronunciation: sha-lin
Function: adjective
Etymology: Lorton, VA - Thug

1. smooth, sophisticated, and extremely good looking

maybe if i pray everyday, i can be Shalin

by Hunji February 26, 2005

Salina Echaniz

Sex Whore who definetly likes it in the asshole. Also recognized as Salina Whoraniz, Echabitch, Echasnich, Echawhore, and Echacrotch. She likes long walks to brothels and she currently works 12 am to 12 am at Corona Airlines. She is ALWAYS HORNY so dont ask and she definetly IS A WHORE.

Hey have you seen a whore today? O YEAH Salina Echaniz! SHE HORNY.

by Yoly and Jay January 2, 2009

Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009

scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010