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anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.
Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.
by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015
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Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.
Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!
by kyrthrix December 17, 2020
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funky scrumpin

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg
by Carter May 7, 2005
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shrimping

After ejaculating into the rectum, consuming the foamy, pink-ish mixture of shit and splooge, which is rumored to taste somewhat like shrimp.
"Do you have any cocktail or tartar sauce? I want to go shrimping in your asshole."
by t crawfor November 28, 2006
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Shrimping

The insertion of an erect penis into another man's urethra, which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
Shrimping ain't easy.

Bruce achieved a new level of intimacy by convincing Lance to engage in shrimping, aka the insertion of an erect penis (Bruce) into another man's urethra (Lance), which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
by Carl Weber January 9, 2010
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Shrimpin

Shrimpin is after a male shoots his sperm in the womans vagina and then sucks the sperm back out through a straw.
Bill went shrimpin on Sarah
by $$DMONEY$$ July 18, 2003
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just shrimpin

in reference to the "shirmp smackdown" or "samurai shimp smackdown." The act of giving the shrimp smackdown on a regular basis. Similar to just pimpin.
"yeah, you know i'm just shrimpin it."
"Just shrimpin 24/7." "You know that Ted is just shrimpin it all the time." "Just shrimpin, you know. Gotta keep dem hos in line."
by Kraut April 4, 2005
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