Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

shramedy

A shame and a tragedy combined. Something so horrible you can only use this word to describe it.

EX. Brianna's weave is as dry as the sahara desert. Her weave is a SHRAMEDY

by loverbug July 24, 2014

pit scraper

A mostly used up stick of deodorant that is used instead of being thrown away.

John forgot to buy new deodorant and reluctantly had to use his pit scraper.

by Mainefish March 29, 2010

Cunt Scraper

Technical name for Gynaecologist

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.

by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010

Jam Scraper

A sexual act in which a person fingers a female partner whilst on their period.

Matt: “So I was fingering this girl the other day and it turns out she was on her period!”

Ollie: “Ha! You absolute Jam Scraper!”

by Jeff_- December 13, 2020

Parker Pencil Sharpener

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

throw crazy shape

Slang to dance, especially to popular music

I don't have to be drunk to throw crazy shapes Liam.

by dia.b November 20, 2020