Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.

Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright

by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010

Shmood

Combination of hood and mood to make one word (Street code)

Sentence for mood (my Crew gat's positive shmood)

Sentence for hood (my Shmood is filled with real gees

by Elmicarsh January 3, 2017

shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

by jessica March 6, 2004

Shmoodle

To own our completely dominate something or someone.

Guy 1: Dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.

Guy 2: niiice!

by shmoodle9 January 30, 2012

Shoedang

1. Adjective extolling the greatness, superiority, or awesome quality of a person, place or thing.

2. Exclamation indicating something or someone great.

The Beatles' music is shoedang!

Shoedang, that movie was badass!

by Beatler April 18, 2004

shmold

the act of being really smooth, bold, and fresh aka being like travis and gwen.

Those baristas at Starbucks were really shmoldy, especially the one with pretty eyes!

by Eggnog Travie April 16, 2008

Shmoegasm

Often used when describing something amazing that just happened that causes you to lose all control of your body leading you to do things that you usually would not do.

After eating my shaved ice at the state fair I had a Shmoegasm right in the middle of the street. , I love the feeling when i buy a new dog and I get that Shmoegasm feeling

by TubaFunRunMan October 4, 2010