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Shrimping

The insertion of an erect penis into another man's urethra, which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
Shrimping ain't easy.

Bruce achieved a new level of intimacy by convincing Lance to engage in shrimping, aka the insertion of an erect penis (Bruce) into another man's urethra (Lance), which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.
by Carl Weber January 9, 2010
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shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.
Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin
by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004
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shrimping

A gay guy cums in another mans ass hole and then sucks the giz out
bob and joe were shrimping last night
by franchesda May 13, 2005
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shirmping

(Verb): Vomiting into a man and/or woman's anus and then eating the frothy mixture after it has been conjealed for at least 45 minutes.
I was totally shirmping that bitch at the emo show last night! It was so fucking cheeser dude!
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shrimping

when a fag cums in another fags ass and sucks it out with a sraw
andy cooley is a shrimp boat captain, thats alot of shrimping
by mr peepers August 29, 2006
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scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.
I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time
by teveler December 26, 2005
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Deep Sea Shrimping

A gloriously pointless and awesomely gross sexual move (see houdini) in which the man, upon ejaculating onto the back of his partner, takes a straw and slurps it all up. Gnarly to say the least. No reports of anyone actually doing it thus far.
"When I finished with Faqwanda I went deep sea shrimping."
"Get out of my sight."
by Fillmore Slim June 25, 2004
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