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BITCH MY SHIT!

Multi-purpose exclamation of surprise, dismay, congratulations; other forms include 'Shit my bitch', 'My bitch shit', 'Shit-bitch my', 'Shit in my bitching shit', 'Bitch in my shitting bitch-shit', etc.
Mary: 'Hey, I finally turned my cunt inside out...'
John: 'BITCH MY SHIT!'
by BITCH MY SHIT, SHIT-BITCH April 21, 2011
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shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
“Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021
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shit on my bitch

Phrase meant to be blurted out when one is bored, confused, angered, or enlightened.

The following example is a good sentence that contains more than 4 expletives.
Shit on my bitch while her ass is getting fucked!
by Kremit March 28, 2003
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shit on the bitch

Idiom; American vernacular, likely of Texan origin: an idiomatic expression of confusion, wisdom, and resignation at the same time. The Cognitive Dissonance of a Redneck. Most often used to describe an inexplicable or ambiguous problem. May also be used as a prescription to said problem.
"Sometimes you gotta just shit on the bitch"

"And then her deadbeat ex straight up served HER with papers and all's I could say was that THAT was some shit on the bitch right there"

"No, no, no, not that one, Jimmy! Hell, don't you know nothin' about fixing trannies. Get over her, lemme show you, you put that shit on the bitch, yeah, right THERE, son."
by ubernym July 22, 2015
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bitch-whore shit-dick

Usually a prick. A 'bitch-whore shit-dick' will usually fuck up everything he/she does. They don't care about anyone except themselves, so you can never really trust them. Unknown why they do the things they do. Call your friend this and it's quite possible they will shit their pants then slap you in the face. "Bitch-whore shit-dick" is interchangeable with the words dick, prick, coward, asshole, fuck-face, pussy, etc.
Person #1: Why are you being such a bitch-whore shit-dick?

Person #2: Because I'm a pussy.

Person #1: That's what I thought.....
by The Truth Teller#1 June 9, 2011
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Bitch ass shit

Student: This class is bitch ass shit

Student: Ugh we have school tomorrow this is bitch ass shit
by Barbztherapy June 14, 2022
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Bitch ass shit

What frost from kc mo does
When someone looks out for you and let’s you borrow money and they just say fuck you and stop answering the phone.

Man frost did some bitch ass shit!”
“What he do ?”
“I threw him some work and didn’t pay me! “
“Man that’s some bitch ass shit!”
by Kcgritter816913 February 9, 2023
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