Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

by RackTheJipper April 4, 2010

shiny scooter

A slang term used by women, frequently in EMS, to describe their vagina.

I sat down and flashed him my shiny scooter

by firemedicjrod December 2, 2010

Shiny Hell

A previously unknown or unused permutation of hell, or one that is somehow novel and exciting.

"The navy is adopting harajuku uniforms? What the shiny hell?"

by Odyssea February 19, 2005

shiny cap

a cap with shiny sequins sewed on it as worn by a white kid
or the kid wearing the shiny cap

yo! shiny cap what up??

by VONdisaster July 4, 2008

shiny boy

A precious boy of any age, but typically between the ages of 14-54 that needs protection. They are not necessarily weak or naive to an extreme factor, but often are to some degree.

Typically coined within the anime media sphere.

Arslan Senki is a shiny boy.

by Joshmala April 23, 2018

Shiny Object

A person of the opposite sex used to distract you for a short period of time, not intended for the long term.

Kelly hooked up with Rob last night, but she's not interested in dating him, he's just a shiny object to her.

by northeastchik October 23, 2009

shiny objects

Someone who is easily distracted by shiny objects, similar to a cat who gets distracted when you shake a shiny object or toy in his face. A person who is not very intelligent.

That girl is so dumb. Yeah, she's easily distracted by shiny objects.

by Kristi Longmire May 30, 2008