Ear wax shaming

Making fun of it shaming someone for the amount of wax in they're ears.

Ear wax shaming example

Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!

Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!

by Ear wax shaming December 26, 2022

Shining Murphy

When you jizz a line down an Irish girl's back, and then you shove a potato up her ass.

French fries may be substituted for the potato, however, the whole carton must be inserted as well.

This maneuver lost some popularity in the Potato Famine of 1845 when the Irish realized,"Hey, we gotta eat that afterward and these are hard to come by."

"Molly couldn't poo for a week because her boyfriend Seamus gave her a Shining Murphy."

"Shannon was in the bathroom for an hour and a half pulling french fries out of her colon."

"I do so love your Shining Murphies, Patrick, but the mashed potatoes have acquired a strange taste recently."

by Mezron September 12, 2008

shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 14, 2007

I'm shining

The act of sexual intercourse, namely from behind--man's best friend's favorite position. During this act, rub your palm in a circular motion on said behind as if you're waxing a car or polishing a nice bubble butt. Also known as waxing--waxing that ass.

WIZ KHALIFA - Black And Yellow lyrics:
my girl left me cuz Im f-cking with some otha chicks
not a freak but she a redbone
this aint for one night I'm shining all week bro

by BagelNutsInYaMouth January 7, 2011

Shining Sword

When a male is engaging in anal sex with a female and right before he pulls his cock out he punches her on the ass causing her to tighten her ass muscles so he can pull it out with no shit residue on his penis. It comes out sparkling clean like a shining sword just returned from a high intensity battle.

Lonnie: I pulled the good old fashioned "shining sword" maneuver on my bitch last night when I was ass fucking her because I didnt want any shit stains on my cock.

Rory: Ahh the good old shining sword, thats the oldest trick in the book.

by CatCity Mike June 8, 2011

shminga

An accumulation of filth that someone chooses to live in instead of clean up.

Sean chooses to live in his own shminga

by Hcunggjn February 14, 2020

anal shaming

The act of public humiliation by fucking them in the ass.

Cindy was caught cheating for the fifth time. Looks like her punishment this time is some good old fashioned anal shaming!

by Red1967 February 29, 2016