Shambosis

A shambolic state of drunkeness, where ones blood is largely made up of Vodka and Red Bull (or similar energy drink).

After long bouts of shambosis, individuals become distant and may even begin to speak in a faux-cockney accent.

My, I think that gentlemen is suffering from deep-vein shambosis (DVS)

by Danny Spears September 26, 2007

shamoozle

An extremely fat woman who smells horribly of low tide

Shamoozle really stunk up Blain's office today

by bob yuiloiujkjhu May 20, 2008

Shamoseph

Shamoseph - My Brother/Friend. Derived in two part saying: Bo Selecta 'Shamoan' and a reference to biblical Caltholosism; Moses and Joseph Christ.

Dane - "Blud, I know i dont say this enough yeah... but i love you man."

Carton- - " You're my Shamosheph, like truley."

Dane - "Safe."

Greeting - "Shamoseph brother!"

by Delegation is Key. July 26, 2010

shmoostie

A shmoostie is someone who smothers people to get attention or what they want. In other words, an ass kisser

Johns a frickin little shmoostie

by Fed trusted July 21, 2014

Shamoooo

A fat whale that looks like a heifer

Omg look at Kristen she looks like Shamoooo

by It's secret April 25, 2015

shamoo puppy

A submissive role playing character with the face (mask) of a dog and the body of a utility cleaning device.

"I'm thinking about turning my boyfriend into a Shamoo Puppy tonight."

"That's intense, don't be too rough on him!"

"I might, but the whole apartment's gonna be clean by the time we're done! ;)"

by BoldGold January 2, 2016

shamoof

Usually someone who plays lacrosse and is named Carson. A shamoof tends to say things that nobody cares about, talks about his cousins a lot, and Most of all he has long hair.

Did you see Geoff the other day?

Yeah he looked like a shamoof

by Joepodz March 20, 2016