selfish

Selfishness is a heinous act committed by ones friends when they all fall asleep on them during a heavy and eventful night on the session.

youre a bunch of selfish cunts why have you fallen asleep on me, you're taking away from my fun

by anonymous December 03, 2020

Selfish

Basically what every girl says when she thinks you do something wrong

Homie Rob: I’m not getting back together with you. You cheated on my with my dad, and my brother

Lauren: omg you’re actually so selfish you don’t care about my feelings at all

by Sneckzy March 09, 2020

Selfish

What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.

Eva and Lucas are so selfish that they act as if the Earth is centered around them.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 07, 2022

Selfish

Won't move a bag when it's annoying someone

Amy you are being very selfish

by Thekingsking July 20, 2021

selfish sympathy

Regretful soothing words dat you administer to someone else to supposedly make him feel better about a situation, but in reality you merely feel sorry for YOURSELF.

A classic "selfish sympathy" example, from an old "Peanuts" comic:

Schroeder, in exasperation at Lucy's pushy "over-attentiveness": Do you know what Beethoven never had?!
Lucy: What?
Schroeder, rantingly waving his arms above his head: Beethoven never had girls hanging on to his piano and bugging him about giving them presents!
Lucy, mildly shocked: He DIDN'T?! (pauses to ponder this fact) Poor Beethoven!

by QuacksO March 08, 2023

you selfish fuck

A person who is being very selfish to the point it gets annoying.

person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Pussy selfish

When one of your boys refuses to bring his cohort of pussy to the table for you to share. He keeps it for himself because of his inherent selfishness.

Buddy, we were supposed to hit the trifecta, but you’re being pussy selfish.

by Dingleberryjimmy November 14, 2023