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Dirty Serene

The act of smacking someone on the dick, with a rolled up Party Pizza.
I had to break up with Karen from finance. She gave me a Dirty Serene while I was sleeping.
by Me Likey Breadsticks April 16, 2020
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Selena

A really sweet girl who never stops eating but never gains wait. She always smiles no matter she’s feeling on the inside. She loves to make people happy
Damn that girl is perfect, she must be a Selena
by heyitsadie August 26, 2018
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selen

I miss my selen
by aisle March 28, 2015
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Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez was a former Disney star from the show Wizards Of Waverly Place, one of the last decent Disney shows still aired on Disney Channel. Selena is a decent person who is letting her feet off the ground, to grow her image to her age. She's starring in a new movie called Spring Breakers, which is not really age appropriate for her current audience. In my opinion, she's shifting and taking it slow, which is a good thing, and not rushing to adulthood. Great job Selena, and keep it up.
Annoying hater: "OMGG SELENA GOMEZ IS SUUCH A SLUT!!!11!! I HOPE SHE DIEZ!!1"

Regular Person: "Bitch please, I don't even care about her and I'm pretty sure she's not a slut. She's GROWING UP, and you're just jealous because she's only dating Justin Bieber."
by A person on a planet. September 5, 2012
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Selena

She is the most incredible women you will ever meet. Shes highly intelligent, talented, strong(physically) (mentally), doesn’t need a mannn. Hilarious , sassy , bubbly,brave and drop dead gorgeous
Woahhh selenas perfect
by Ava green August 17, 2018
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Dirty Selena

The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!
by Michiefor September 29, 2020
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selena gomezing

When I boy/girl ejaculates when seeing a picture of selena Gomez
Jimmy was scrolling through pictures when he started Selena gomezing after he saw a picture of Selena Gomez.
by TeeNick November 3, 2013
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