smuddler

A combination of cuddling and smothering at the same time.

I would lay by Steven, but he's such a smuddler !

by breerena December 15, 2015

Scudders

Noun
1. Trashy, permiscious women that frequent dive bars.

2. An undesirable group of ladies.
3. Girls that you regret waking up next to.

Let's go to the bar and pull some scudders!

tramps

by Will Nill April 27, 2016

Spuddle

To spoon and cuddle with another person.

After a long and tiring day all she wanted to do was spuddle her boyfriend... but he had other ideas.

by ic800m May 1, 2016

Scruddlez

Scratching someone's head while cuddling them at the same time

She gave me such good scruddlez last night

by 1heroofwar December 20, 2016

Squddle

A squash-like cuddle. Lay on top of another's back , giving an affectionate yet weighty cuddle.

He was lay on his front and she climbed on top of his back, giving him a squddle.

by EJH14 September 19, 2017

Spuddle

Liquidy pooling remnants of sexual congress, nestled in a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, elevator, airplane bathroom, or rental car. The owner of the spuddle is oft debated post-act, typically involving puddle proximity, original ownership, tiredness, 'if you love me...' and 'I do the laundry...' type arguments, prior number of restless spuddle nights etc.

"I'm not sleeping on the spuddle, that's YOUR mess."
"Let me put my coat down so you don't get your shoes dirty in the spuddle"
"Put a raincoat on so we can avoid the spuddles"

by TheRealBritch February 26, 2019

scurdled

when you get fucked over by something

*going ice skating and fall over*
“bro you just got absolutely scurdled by the ice”

by your mum is your dad January 22, 2023