Scrum

Masturbating while pooping.

Oh, man! Did she seriously give you a blumpkin last night?
Nah, I ended up just going home for a scrum session.

by illusivesunrae June 6, 2016

Scrum

Any ejaculent expressed under fear of imminent harm or displeasure. Also appropriate to use the adjective form scrame or the colloquially more casual sCREAM.

I had a nightmare and when I woke up, there was scrum all over the place.

I went to see the Goonies in theaters and scrame several times through the showing.

While strangling myself and masturbating, I almost died. I did scream myself though so that is nice.

by teh_hax May 3, 2019

Scrum

A software development methodology that never succeeds in the real world. It gives you more work for nothing with super abstract concept "complexity"

Dude, we hired another scrum guy. How many more times until CTO realizes scrum never succeeds?

by Almost6 May 6, 2018

Scrum

Shortened version of the word scrotum, a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Jimmy got hit in the scrum by a rugby ball. He was writhing in pain for hours clutching his scrum.

Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.

by Wet Cookie May 12, 2020

Scrum Nummy

Something that is super tasty.

"Wow Jerry, that soup was scrum nummy!"

by Rupert P Gilligan November 28, 2011

Scrumming

Scream cumming, and or, scream ejaculation. Ie;

Kanye west: yo!!!
Me: Wassup!!!
Kanye: Im scrumming in a minor!!!
Me: 😼😼😼

by GheyBawls March 26, 2023

Scrum lords

A group of top notch gentlemen who have a higher level playing field and sarcasm than the typical crew. Men with wisdom and a past that is all together the epitome of “scrum”, but only those in the group know the truth and love that is shared.

- Obi Ones older brothers group or friends who use the force to pull chicks

Scrum Lords that was fuckin sick last night we deserved to scrum it up. Let’s never talk about it again

by Darth Yeeted January 29, 2022