Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

scrum

pass tense of scream

We scrum a lot in PE.

by teenbishkokie May 12, 2021

Scrum

A software development methodology that never succeeds in the real world. It gives you more work for nothing with super abstract concept "complexity"

Dude, we hired another scrum guy. How many more times until CTO realizes scrum never succeeds?

by Almost6 May 6, 2018

Scrum

The feeling of needing a little tasty treat thats scrumptious

Alternatively the act of being scrum is being in a place of comfort, warmth and safety.

Sam: "im feeling scrum right now"

Caitlin: "okay lets go get a treat from the store"

by morseisref August 30, 2023

scrum cap

Something that only really sexy, jacked rugby players wear. The cap is worn to protect the head, and also to attract the eye and heart of viewers. Typically only refers to women’s rugby players, as the men players don’t look good in anything.

Do you see the player wearing the Scrum Cap? I’d let them try on me all night.

by biggiantcoccyx December 5, 2023

Scrum

Shortened version of the word scrotum, a pouch of skin containing the testicles.

Jimmy got hit in the scrum by a rugby ball. He was writhing in pain for hours clutching his scrum.

Bucky, the Jack Russel Terrier, grabbed Jimmy by the scrum and wouldn't let go.

by Wet Cookie May 12, 2020

No Bums In The Scrum

When you have 0 losers in your circle and everyone is pushing forward toward success.

You’re losing primarily because you’ve surrounded yourself with losers. No bums in the scrum over here and we all eatin good.

by Riot Craig July 11, 2019