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Scorpio

The definition of the zodiac sign scorpio is a crackhead.
“Man you’re dating a scorpio? Might as well date a crackhead
by Lazyriver9899 August 31, 2023
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Scorpio

One Mysterious MotherF*cker....
With Eyes Deep As Balls
That'll Make U Freeze Or Melt

Sex With Them
Is A Haunting Experience
Guaranteed To Leave You Obsessed

Can Carry

A Whole Conversation
By Themselves

Because They're Very
Charismatic & Sarcastic
At The Same Time

They Got A Dry Sense Of Humor
But Their Sexy Voice

Makes Up For It

& A ShitLoad

Of Comebacks

Will Point Out Ur Flaws
Like They're Ordering Food
Gurl #1

Ugh Scorpios Are So Hot
Like why r they even
part of the water sign group

Gurl 2

Because They'll Get U
Super Wet Duh

Gurl 3

I Heard They Got Really Big "Stingers" ;)
by TexasTroublemaker October 8, 2023
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Scorpio usually go for Pisces but if they aren’t attracted to them they will go for sagittarius because they were meant to be together they both love the same thing Scorpio fall in love quick and sagittarius does the same
Unknown,hey did you see a Scorpio.
Ya, why.
by 74bethany85 June 19, 2020
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october scorpio

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Anna:what’s your birthday month and zodiac sign?
Cody:it’s October and im a scorpio
Anna:your a October scorpio💀?
Cody:yea
Anna:YOUR A DICKHEAD
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Scorpios are the most annoying people ever, all they ever talk about is money or friends. They aren't cute either.
Person 1: ''Hey that girl is so annoying..''
Person 2: ''Yeah shes a scorpio.''
by how_to_save_ur_mom November 7, 2022
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scorpios are the best zodiac signs most people say they are mean but once yu get to know us we cool asf/h*****
"ma friend a scorpio nd they cool ash"
"my gf a scorpio nd she the best frfr"
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11/9 Scorpio’s are very different from most. They are sweet, pretty, flirty, shy, sneaky, and have different sides to them. This particular day for female Scorpion’s love sex. They also love hard. When you break their trust, good luck at getting it back.
by Truthme May 21, 2022
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