Euro-schweffe

The continental equivalent of a schweffe. Much like their British counterparts euro-schweffes make up for with money what they lack in self-awareness.

Slicked back hair, gillets and a penchent for paddle are strong indicators. Those found in London will typically work in finance and summer in Majorca.

That bar was full of euro-schweffes, there wasn't a sock in sight.

by Piggins123 August 5, 2025

Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.

If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.

by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014