stuttering stanley

Originally the name of the guy who shot Bruce Willis's character in the 6th sense. He was angry because he was teased for his speech.

Now used to refer to a person who stammers when riled up.

-You're a jerk.
--I am, am, am, nNnNnot! I ha-ha-hate you.
-Whatever, stuttering stanley!

by Monsterofmidland December 25, 2007

Smathering

To flick the foamy bottom of a beer can onto someone's ass crack whilst they are bent over picking up fire wood.

Let's do some smathering as he makes a fire.

by Larryrelief September 4, 2016

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009

Scatterling

Someone placed on this earth only to bug you, who has no soul.

The ass who cut me off just to go slow is such a scatterling.

by Mommer September 28, 2014

Swettering

normally associated with the larger person where the arse flaps hold mositure and become sweaty, i.e. a sweaty ring.

It's roasting in here and I'm swettering!

by incredible-i January 11, 2013

stuttering communist

Fart butt

Mmmm that was a good stuttering communist

by Von daggle July 13, 2017