Samsung

A company that makes Clunky hardware with a ugly skinned version of android.

Billy: Hey Susan is that an Android you have there?

Susan: Why yes billy it is, It’s very chunky and slippery it’s the Samsung s8 it’s so phat

Billy: I told you that you should have gotten an iPhone

Susan: I should of listened I wish I could send you a picture of my ugly Samsung computer I have too but you know, my cameras only 8 megapixels.

by Okurrking November 21, 2018

Samsung

A company that makes exploding devices

(Airport Intercom turns on) "EVERYBODY THAT HAS A SAMSUNG PHONE OR ANY DEVICE THAT IS MADE BY SAMSUNG GET THE FUCK OUT"
People at airport: AWWWW MANN

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Samsung

the phone brand that nobody likes fsr

random person: eeeewwwww you've got a samsungou
you: yeah so what
random person: r u camp or something
fight breaks out and samsung note 7 explodes and kills both of them

by rsbfg January 1, 2018

Samsung Cow

A Samsung Cow is someone who thinks that everyone who owns an iPhone and likes Apple an iSheep. They believe Samsung is more evolved than Apple and Samsung people have their own opinion, whereas Apple users don't.

'Samsung is so much better than Apple. Their customers are such iSheep's.'
'Well if Apple people are iSheeps then Samsung users are called a Samsung Cow!'

by Whyyoulookingatme March 29, 2019

Pulling a Samsung

Copying a product or feature from another brand and presenting it as a new creation

I am Pulling a Samsung by creating a new type of beer that has flavor like a cider

by javaworks September 9, 2014

samsung alias

a dual flip phone with verizon wireless with smaller buttons and a full keybord in a dual flip.

cannot flip at the same time.

adam lambert had this phone at one time.

"dude! your phone flips two ways!! how cool! its called the samsung alias right?"

"dude, i just broke your phone, i didnt know it couldnt flip both ways at the same time."

"dude adam lambert had this phone!!"

by !andrew.james[[": July 25, 2009

Samsunged

When you are led to believe something will be awesome when in fact it's a steaming pile of excrement.

That burger ad looks nothing like what you ordered, aw man, you've been samsunged.

by sunnyqueensland February 8, 2017