Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung

Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful

by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

by Slimecode June 02, 2021

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension

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by The man in the walls August 06, 2023

Samsung Galaxy 2S Ultra 5G

Chicken Strips

I love my Samsung Galaxy 2S Ultra 5G Phone.

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023

Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.

Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself

by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021

samsung phone

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.

“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
“oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”

by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019

Samsung Gear

A line of wearable things by Samsung. The most popular one is the smart watches that have a rotating bezel. The Galaxy Gear, Gear 2, Gear 2 Neo, Gear S, Gear S2, Gear S2 classic, Gear S3 classic, Gear S3 Frontier, Gear Fit, Gear Fit2, Gear Fit2 Pro, and Gear Sport. Damn that's a lot of watches...

But they also have things like the Gear VR. And a few other things. It's Samsung way of bringing you to the future, even though it's really not.

Guy 1: Hey what watch you wearing
Guy 2: Oh this, it's just the Samsung Gear S2 classic. Only over $300. No big deal.
Guy 1: Damn I like that

by latrelljennings November 18, 2017