caleb sanford

so caleb is pretty darn sexi!!:)

he has a nice bod and nice ass.... :0
i am dating him...

thats rite be jelious!!! :)
I LOVE YOU CALEB!!!

caleb sanford
nice/ass
amazing-abs
my man

by his sexi amazing girlfriend February 4, 2010

Stamford

A city full of cocky dudes that work in finance and girls who think they're worth your time. It's overpriced like the rest of CT and should just give up.

Think of the worst possible place to live. See also hell. This is stamford

by anonstamford October 20, 2008

Sanfordizing

To make a public jackass of one's self, then repeatedly apologize for it ad nauseum until nobody wants to listen to you anymore. From Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina, during his unfortunate public indiscretion.

Tiger Woods is on the verge of Sanfordizing himself.

by caseyst February 19, 2010

Salford

Land of the universal credit merchants and dole lovers, everyone here is either high off cannabis or crack it’s always one of the two. Common hair cut here is looking like frank gallagher or short back and snide trim

“Salford is a right shithole, innit”

by HITLER_ADVICE September 19, 2023

Salford

Salfordians salt of the earth. Take no shit, mess about your mar’s house is getting shot up.

Salford is a city you melts we ain’t mancs

by S4LF0RD January 10, 2021

Stamford, CT

stamford is the biggest ghetto in fairfield county. we can't stand it when dumb mexicans and blacks come into greenwich from stamford to bother us. they just know that they are too poor to afford greenwich real estate. half of this town is white, and there are no country clubs in this town. everyone is poor, and there are stabbings and shootings at the public schools almost every week.

Stamford is really ghetto, and everyone their dresses wierd.

by badassprep June 9, 2005

Stamford

A boring town full of prude, mainly unattractive girls. Unlike nearby towns such as Hunter and Oneonta, most girls resemble the nearby farm animals as oppose to hot, curvy, sexually-generous females. Parties, for the most part, suck which is to be expected in a town of 2,000 people. In short, living in Stamford, New York is like being on the recieving end of the gagging wolf.

Mike:"Hey you want to go to Stamford I heard there is a party there."

Jerry:"Nah man I think I will just stay home and rub my nuts with a cheese grater."

by Brownie the Great October 16, 2008