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Armenian standoff

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.
Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.
by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016
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Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.
Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.
by omikes January 9, 2017
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Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.
There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.
by Mitchca April 26, 2006
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Dallas Standoff

when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.
dude we should totaly have a dallas standoff for Sally
by werwerwerwe January 6, 2010
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lesbian standoff

When you run into your Ex, with your current girlfriend, who you left your Ex for.
"I was at Whole Foods yesterday with Ann and we ran into Emily..."

"Oh no! Does Emily know that you left her to be with Ann?"

"Yeah, just a good ol' fashioned Lesbian Standoff"
by Sheriff Wiggles March 31, 2017
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Walmart Standoff

When you're at the store and you see one of your teachers or your classmates
Don't talk to Vincent, he's got PTSD from that Walmart Standoff on Saturday.
by TheBagelPeople June 20, 2020
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ottoman standoff

When a developer and a designer refuse to get up and go to the other's desk so instead just sit there and exchange chat messages and graphics to get their job done.
Since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, Calvin and Roderic were currently stuck in an Ottoman Standoff
by roderic September 12, 2014
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