A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.
Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.
Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.
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When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.
There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.
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Get the Mexican Standoff mug.when two men stand apart from each other completly naked with a hot women in between them, then mastrabate. The first one to bust dosent have sex with the chick.
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Since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, Calvin and Roderic were currently stuck in an Ottoman Standoff
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