like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence

When u feel the need to shit and ur shit is poking out of your arsehole

Raymond could feel his bowels moving. The shit was gonna come out. " I need to find a toilet, it must look like a dog's nose sniffing under a fence!"

by Steven Dressel May 3, 2008

crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard

God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

Sniffed Up

When your partner won't let you go because he or she is sniffing you nonstop.

I wanna go out tonight...but I'm getting sniffed up!

by The Hern November 24, 2021

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

sniffing buttons

When someone falls out or nodded off and their face falls forward onto their chest ( chin to chest) also known as sniffing buttons.

Omg look at Billy, he's totally sniffing buttons right now wake his ass up before he gets us caught up!

by Baysfinest June 27, 2021

Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names

Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.

by Brandon6666 April 16, 2021

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023