National SMD day

National SMD day is june 10th take part in it! it’s maditory.
by yuzu da god June 03, 2021
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SMD N LMC

Mostly said by women when shes pissed off at you. its short for "suck my dick n lick my clit"
*while texting

girl: get tf out my face
girl: smd n lmc
by Lolqueenbee May 01, 2016
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smd from Texas

Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!

The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.
- Hey wake up or you gonna be late for work!
- Sorry Boss, smd from Texas !!!
by William Warney May 23, 2011
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Also known as SMD, Social Media Depression is a mental state that is melancholic and induced by negative or lack of interaction on a social media platform.
I have a serious case of Social Media Depression (SMD) after not being able to access my Facebook account.
by The Chic Spy August 13, 2011
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SMD while I SMH

The term "SMD while I SMH" is an acronym for "Suck my dick while I shake my head.
Megan Fox: "Wanna put it in my butt?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, smd while I smh."
by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010
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shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.
examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD
by RYAN WITH A SPEEDO March 13, 2012
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signa from smd

bisexual slut who thinks she is better than everyone and it pisses me off bc she’s obsessed with this one chic like siggy can go fuck off and die
person 1: omg what is that shit on the mountains?!
person 2: probably signa from smd
by smd666 October 19, 2018
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