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Skiid

Used to describe being high. Specifically in public places where saying "I'm blazed" or "I'm so high right now" would be inappropriate. A great alternative to use with you and your buddies to know your state of mind.
"Dude I am so unbelievably skiid right now." (Lady working at Subway has no idea). "For real man? I'm a little skiid."
by A. Olsen August 27, 2006
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downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.
Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.
by jem August 17, 2004
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Skiiii

Saying skiiii is another way of saying hello to an attractive person he/she likes
Skiiii
by Webster Dictionary September 29, 2014
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skiing

(verb)

To smoke two joints in a row.

To snort cocaine.
Dude: Bro, where did those joints go?
Bro: Oh sorry Dude, I just went skiing. Smoked them both.
Dude: Damn, Bro! That's a bummer.

Bro: Did you pick up the magic 8 ball?
Dude: Hell yeah, Bro! Let's hit the slopes.
Bro: I'm so down, Dude!
by skiyalater November 4, 2016
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Downhill Skiier

When a girl sits in between two guys in a backseat, and hooks up with both of them. She wont let them get into her pants because she is raggin, so she whips out their dicks and jerks both of them off at once.

Resembling a downhill skiier.
"Hey Bro, I call dibs on this slut."

"Dude, its ok, she's a downhill skiier!"
by Rbra September 3, 2009
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skiing

a sport that is just as good as the others.
If you think that snowboarding is better, than thats cool, its your opinion and nobody else should care. But, if you start saying that all skiers are faggots and dumbasses, then get a fucking life. In case you dumbfucks didnt know, skiing came LONG before snowboarding did, and thats why its so damn hard for you guys to get on the lifts and go on long flat parts. they were meant for skiing. Before you insult us, consider that you wouldnt even BE snowboarding if we hadnt started the tradition of going down snow covered slopes. So you can thank us later. And even if you had, then you'd be hiking up every slope because the LIFTS were invented for skiers. Also if you say skiing is gay, and you have never done it before in your life, then how would you fucking know anyway? Seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Also, just so you know, i dont hate snowboarders, even if there has been more of them now than skiers. I know that there are stupid fucktards out there,and I hate them a lot. But most snowboarders are tight, and have respect for skiers, even more if we go to the terrain parks, like I do (because those are fucking FUN). So overall, share the mountain, everyone can use it. And respect skiers becuase they are just as good as you are, if not better. Seriously, skiing is just as good.
fucker boarder: Dude, you ski, thats gay.
skier: you wouldnt fucking be here if people like us hadnt started snowsports so shut the fuck up.
cool boarder: hes right man youve never skied before either so how do you know its gay? shut the hell up, this dudes cool.

Skiing is just as cool of a sport as snowboarding.
by vail kicks major ass May 2, 2008
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Going Skiing

When someone is seated in the middle seat of the back of the car it's called going skiing, implying that they will use the dicks of the passengers next to them as handles. The term is used more loosely now, though, and can be applied when seated between girls as well.
Ha ha, Jimmy's stuck in the middle! Jimmy's going skiing!
by The Lloyd Boy July 13, 2009
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