by mayamayamayamaya44 May 2, 2022
Get the Siri mug.Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022
Get the Siri mug.A gorgeous girl with the name of an iphone assistant bot who could have my kids anyday and is actually my wife, siri also goes by suri or dons wife as said above things you should like about siri : shes fun, shes pretty, she has a nice personality, she has gorgeous eyes, everything about her is amazing, and shes a leprechaun. (not really just poking fun at my love)
by donsfuneral May 30, 2022
Get the siri mug.Siris is an amazing person. They are very kind and love to be around family over friends. They’re a strong person who won’t give up easily and work hard for the people in their environment:)
by OowBei December 6, 2021
Get the Siris mug."I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.
by juan phat kat April 12, 2022
Get the sorry siri mug.Siri is one of the funniest person you will know! She loves to dance and hang out with her friends, she has a big dark side once you get to know her, she is kind of smart but doesn’t know it! She is beautiful but she think she’s ugly and is very insecure about her body.She will say yes to someone but doesn’t want to and you can tell by her face. She has many tough times but she can get though it. She’s very very competitive in Everything, she will do ANYTHING for her family and friends.If you hurt one of her besties she will kill you..
Person1: “wow Siri really love to compete in everything”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”
Person2 “ we’ll she does it for her besties!”
by 🌼LoveMyDaisy🌼 April 21, 2022
Get the Siri mug.a: hey man have you ever heard of siri plays
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on
b: no what the fuck is that
a: its a series made by youtuber keizoha where uhh theres siri (im referring to that virtual assistant) and he plays games
b: sounds like shit
a: oh come on
by 🤡🤡🤡amogus🤡🤡🤡 February 9, 2022
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