should of

Ignorant way of saying, texting, or posting on facebook the contraction of should have (should've). Especially pathetic when supposedly educated people use the phrase.

I should of paid attention in high school English class so my participles wouldn't be dangling.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

you should see me in a crown

when you are a bad bitch and billie eilish is your fucking idol

billie eilish: "if you think im pretty, you should see me in a crown...:
someone irrelevant: "billie eilish is pretty"

me: "then you should see her in a crown."
someone irrelevant: "what does that have to do with anyth-"
me: "ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE. ONE BY, ONE BY, ONE.

by Dark_Angel952 July 19, 2018

What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

by JesusGodBuddha November 19, 2010

No-Shoulder

The urban name for snakes. Country folks often use this word in the summertime when snakes are very active.

Be careful in them woods, and watch out for them no-shoulders. You know they can sneak up on you.

by Joshua Turner November 14, 2011

Sexulator

'Sexulator' means 'sex machine' (hence the -ulator ending: calculator = machine) or just 'sexy' in general.

'Sexualtor' can also be a synonym for 'sex you later', meaning I'd like to have sex with you later.

"You sexulator, you!" = You sexy thing! / You sex machine

by Albert E. 29 May 25, 2010

Shoulder Bag

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.

Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.

by Miss Dish May 20, 2018

Shoulder Shakers

Laughing so hard your shoulders shake aggresively

That joke is so funny. SHOULDERS SHAKING. shoulder shakers is a group of people laughing

synonym for lol, lmao, etc

by sillygoofymood October 19, 2021