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Scotland 

doesn't exist.
#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

Scotland 

A land full of Scottish people
An English guy enters scotland
Scotland by Rampz September 7, 2023

Scotland 

a place filled with neds, junkies and occasional beauty spots. absolute shithole but better than england
"im from scotland"
"im sorry"

Scotland 

Off brand Ireland on sale
Fuck off you wannabees
Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.
Scotland by leo123456 January 30, 2024

scotland. 

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.
johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."
scotland. by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023

Scotland the Brave 

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.
Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP
Scotland the Brave by the angie November 26, 2011