schizophrenic pop 

a “genre” played only the two man band, twenty øne pilots. not a genre anyone can explain but a genre you either love or you hate. (if you don’t like tøp die in a hole lol)

“so what type of music do listen to?” “i LOVE twenty one pilots!” “what type of music do they play??” “schizophrenic pop..... you wouldn’t understand”

schizophrenic pop by 𐂃𐂃𐂃 March 8, 2020

Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

schizophrenic weather by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

schizophrend 

a close friend who sometimes undergoes "weird" moments.
a term not meant for derogatory usage, rather an affectionate nickname.

I don't understand what he's saying.
Oh, that's alright. he's my schizophrend.

schizophrend by Spazgem February 27, 2011

Paranoid schizophrenic 

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.

John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!

Paranoid schizophrenic by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011

The Schizophrenic horde

Other people

Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."

The Schizophrenic horde by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

Shitzophrenia 

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.

Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022