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DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out
Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?
by R_@_N October 23, 2019
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scan

scan is like if a machine scanned your day and then I ask the results of the machine by saying scan
tom dolan: scan
other person: grand
by yurt1916 April 19, 2021
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No print no scan

Alternative for “facts”. As in, no print, no scan, just fax.
Pierre: “Predrinks at mine this Friday.”
Farouk: “No print no scan.”
Danilo: “Just fax.”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
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Sleight of scan

The method by which one steals items from a store by means of the self-checkout register.
Common practice includes scanning an inexpensive item while bagging a near-identical but more costly one, only partially weighing items, or otherwise misrepresenting the count.
Guy1: "Why pay 99¢ for those gourmet, grocery store bagels when a little sleight of scan can get them for the 59¢ doughnut price?"

Guy2: "Dude, seriously? It's forty cents..."
by drive-in couch September 25, 2014
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SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

KNOCK YOU OUT, SPLIT YOUR WIG, STRONG TO THE DOME, SCAN YOUR BARCODE
IF YOU DON'T QUIT TALKING SMACK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SCAN YOUR BAR CODE
by THE PAYROLL REVIEW December 14, 2019
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