Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
by Tounge of Colicab October 16, 2008
Get the Ham's mug.An outburst of pure disgust unleashed when a normal situation in life completely bends you over without consent.
For example: like when you order a beautiful ham baguette and instead receive a tuna-soaked atrocity that smells like it’s been dragged through a fisherman’s jockstrap.
Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.
It’s not ham!!!
Used when something is SO wrong, SO offensive, that polite language packs its bags and leaves the country.
It’s not ham!!!
by Onesmartfella December 8, 2025
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by Kazaampwner December 5, 2010
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