Rule of the Stinky Moo

Never tell your friends that your boyfriend/girlfriend has a physical-hygiene problem. You might end up married to that person & your friends will always know.

He violated the Rule of the Stinky Moo: John dated Sally for two months when he told his friends that she had a "Stinky Moo". Years later, John and Sally married, and now all his friends know about her problem.

by JenAJay November 20, 2010

Rule of the snag.

To grab someones seat after they get up to use the bathroom or get food.

Bill: "Hey, I was sitting there."
Tony: "Sorry, rule of the snag."

by Jeff Grode November 10, 2008

rule of da street

snitches get stiches
don't snitch on any one not even you enemy you'll get fucked up

anyone who told on someone and got fucked up it's cause they didn't listen to the RULE OF DA STREET

by mrs. kris May 24, 2006

The Slipping into Darkness Rule

The Slipping into Darkness Rule — this rule says: if you hear any part or portion of the song Slipping in Darkness by War in a movie, documentary, or television show; then, THAT’S JUST SOMEBODY’S ASS! Somebody is ‘bout to die or become incarcerated.

Period.

The ultimate song for foreshadowing in urban themed movies

The Slipping into Darkness Rule Can be seen in application in the following media presentations. If you hear this song That’s just somebody’s ass. Period!!!!

Mayans MC season 3 episode 1
Maplethorpe

The Get Down season 1 Episode 5
Suicide Squad
Unsolved: The Murders of Tupac and the Notorious B.I.G. Season 1 Episode 1
American Me
The Deuce season 1 episode 1 (Pilot Episode)

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Sock rule

If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it.

The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.

by No socks January 20, 2018

The Shart Rule

This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.

“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”

“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”

by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021

5 second rule

An unwritten law dictating that if a food or other consumable item is dropped onto the floor, it may be picked up up and eaten within five seconds. The reasoning behind this is that dirt and germs take six seconds to transfer from one surface to another.

"Oops, dropped my popsicle. Five second rule!"
(Proceeds to pick up dirty-ass rocket pop and suck the lint off of it)

by Hablacraja July 10, 2004