Hotpocket

When one proceeds to make a hot pocket... fuck it... cum inside and then eat the hot pocket

Guys i just did a hotpocket and it was fuckin amazing.

by Hotpockets-r-us September 28, 2009

Alabama Hotpocket

When a guy vomits inside of a chick's vagina during sexual intercourse

Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.

by MagicalPonieOfDarkness July 17, 2014

Alabama HotPocket

When two male relatives put their cocks in each side of a HotPocket, cum inside of it, and proceed to eat it

Cletus and Daryl wanted to add some flavor to their HotPocket, so they performed the Alabama HotPocket

by SaltyOG February 8, 2019

hotpocket

When an erect penis bends sideways and pokes out of or nestles into the pocket of his pants.

Girl 1: I was rubbing on my boyfriends penis, and it was sort of sticking into his pocket, sideways.
Girl 2: That's called a hotpocket.

by herenorthere April 11, 2008

hotpocket

Mult. definitions: a, where you stick a body part into someones shoulder for warmth when its cold and rub. b, rubbing on someones shoulder to produce sexual bliss.

girl: I'm cold.
guy: here use my hotpocket
or
:why are you rubbing on my shoulder?
:jizzed in my pants

by Keef rhymes with beef March 7, 2009

hotpocket

anyone or thing that pops wood.

check the hotpocket over by the bar.

by joeski March 9, 2004

alabama hotpocket

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

johns made some interesting decisions in his life and regrets nothing alabama hotpocket}

by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019