robbie

robbie is actually amazing, he is a bit of a chav but cares so much about everyone and is always there for you if you need him even if its 2.00 in the morning.
he has amazing hair thats always been the same.
he does stupid things but that doesnt stop anyone from loving him.
he likes long hugs and lesbians and if you dont like him then theres something wrong with you.
he's loved by a girl called hannah the most
he never spells things right in texts.

hannah: "robbie i just need a hug i miss you"
robbie: "aw bub ring me if you wanna talk"

by pottercoollike June 29, 2010

robbiesque

(adjective): stupid; ridiculous; maniacal; retarded.

That time you dangled a sack of weed out of the window on Michigan Avenue was definitely robbiesque. Getting us all kicked out of the Riverbrook in Shorewood for screaming obscenities was probably the height of robbiesque activity.

by See Also: 'Keller' June 3, 2003

Robbie

A very very hot guy who plays football and basket ball and is just so freakin smexy

person 1 did you see Robbie today

person 2 how could i not he is so freakin hot

by lexy lou 101 November 6, 2010

robbie

when somthing good happens somthing bad has to happen...

'i got laid last night but then the condom split'
'that is such a robbie'

by edgar hamps March 29, 2008

hot robbie

To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.

I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie

by Goods and Wares May 15, 2006

robbie's beard

A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.

"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom

by Chuck Motherfucking Norris August 28, 2008

robbie

A girl with a golden heart and a platinum ass. Smile is known to cause short-circuiting in the weak-willed, eyes glitter like the stars. A tear from Chuck Norris's eye and a spark from Ashes pikachu were said to make contact with her during infancy, leading to her overpowered stats and everyone's willing acceptance of her understated but unmistakable magnificence.

"You see that girl? She's a straight Robbie."
"Damn straight, she's precious bud."

by Miscellaneous Pseudonym December 22, 2016