Romanian Alarm Clock

When the male partner falls asleep with a boner, and then in order to wake him, the female partner then proceeds to bite the male's dick at about 2-3 inches from the head

A: Yo, I broke up with Sophie this morning...
B: Why? You were together for years!
A: The bitch had to give me a Romanian Alarm Clock!
B: Owwww...

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

Romanian Hot Tub

When two people piss in a bathtub then fuck in that bathtub.

i was thinking of asking my wife if she would enjoy taking a Romanian hot tub together.

by Btrainzen October 18, 2014

romanian rim job

where a chubby irish lad aged between 12-16 licks the outside out a romanian womans bush

david kiely and the romanian rim job

by dylan ducker September 19, 2013

Romanian third testicle

Storing weed or other drugs in a kinder-egg toy container tucked in your underwear, near your nuts.

- Yo, look at that guy's crotch! I think he's sporting the Romanian third testicle!
- Damn right.

by MisterDeluge October 8, 2014

Romanian Big boys

large Romanian men that may or may not suck your blood, and they are morbidly obese

Watch out its the ROMANIAN BIG BOYS.

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

romanian water balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches his foreskin, occluding the opening of the penis, allowing it to fill up with urine in order to release it, causing a sudden splash of yellow deliciousness on an unsuspecting victim.

Romanian male 1: "My roommate passed out on my couch, so I woke him up with a Romanian Water Balloon! Shit was so funny, I'm so glad I'm uncircumcised!"

Romanian male 2: " Lol, brutal. Ya, me too!"

by Dean68w10 April 26, 2017

Deport some Romanians

To take a massive shit

Hey dude I'll be back in 5 minutes. I have to deport some Romanians.

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017