Romanian Turkey dinner

When you stuff a turkey then using your dick, spooge in it, and then have someone eat it.

Me and my girlfriend got into a fight, so I gave her a Romanian turkey dinner to eat.

by Chesty McHooters December 3, 2007

Romanian candle

What happens when you hold a match up to the gassy hind end of a sleeping romaian.

After I got corn dick from a romanian, i lit a match and her and i made a romanian candle.

by k cron September 15, 2006

romanian tourist

When a man sticks his nose up a girls ass while in a 69 position and shoots snot rockets up her poop-hole.

I couldn't breathe so I had to give my girl a romanian tourist

by Jclizzle May 16, 2009

Romanian Grape Vine

Romania is halfway between Persia and the Netherlands. Someone who is half- persian, half- dutch is considered Green. These people are often very dangerous and are known to travel alone. The majority of them live in Ecuador. The most common name for them is "Gavin" which means amature in "moarse code"

Purple Grapes are amazing but Green Grapes are just awful. Romanian Grape vines are poisonous and are only grown in Southern Tanzania

by McWaffles January 9, 2009

Romanian Wiener Grab

The customary tradition of Romanians and foreigners greeting Adult men and Women. This is the act of having one's Wiener exposed for a solid handshake. Some traditional women may respond by flashing a nipple.

OMG! My plane had an emergency landing in Romania where I met this couple and we exchanged a Romanian wiener grab.

by imradyourerad February 19, 2011

romanian teethcleaning

Inserting the base of a toothbrush into your asshole, with which you thrust into your partners mouth, effectively cleaning her pearly whites.

Johnny gave his girl a Romanian teethcleaning to punish her for wearing less and going out more.

by Clever ruse August 20, 2016

Romanian Cocktail

Noun: When 2 or more people defecate into cups, and proceed to mix them up in a mixer. Then proceeds to drink the item produced.

Person 1: Yo, this bitch and I did a Romanian Cocktail the other day

Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by Crack dealer October 9, 2018