Teddy Roosevelt

The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.

Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.

by ACrazyHobo November 8, 2008

Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

Roost

To throw dirt on people after you pass them on your dirt bike or any motor vehicle

My klx140 just roosted on chase bowen while he was eating fried krispy kremes

by Mult January 21, 2015

roosac

1. pink polka dotted underwear
2. another word for random

1. When Dylan sat down in orchestra, you could see his roosacs.
2. He did a jig in the middle of class. It was totally roosac!

by Ruthlessssss May 30, 2005

roostered

To reach one of the highest states of intoxication. It is beyond being wasted.

"What the hell happened last night? Everyone was so roostered no one remembers a thing"

"I'm gettin ROOSTERED!"

by Browndoza April 6, 2008

rooster jaws

a protruding vagina in a very tight par of jeans,shorts or swim suit (another varity of camel toe)

Dude!, Did you see the Rooster Jaws on that Hottie?
Ya man,what a pair of Jaws

by fruityassbastard November 23, 2009

Roosevelt Boulevard

Northeast Philadelphia's finest raceway. 45 mph is the speed limit, but cars go way past that. Expect to get killed if you try to cross the street.

Guy 1: "Yo, I just saw a drunk driver go the wrong way on Roosevelt Boulevard and they almost destroyed that other car."

Guy 2: "No surprises on Roosevelt Boulevard."

by A$$kicka December 15, 2013