by yeo098 July 08, 2009
When one takes a crap and upon wiping his ass realizes his sphincter is completely clean...much like the evangelical Christian minister.
by Rod Swain April 05, 2006
by floopy_doopy October 22, 2020
Giving someone a wedgie, then folding their legs back to tuck both feet, up to the toe knuckles, into the wasteband of their underpants. This is very difficult for the victim to escape, as they are crawling around the floor as if they just had both legs severed at the knees. The proper etiquette is to let them out after one minute has passed.
"Hey dude, I heard you and Erick had a chat."
"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."
"I actually ended up giving him 20 Robinson Minutes, but I was a gentleman and let him out when his time was up."
by CountZoloft December 18, 2020
probably one of the hottest people in the world. but he’s a player but also god idk like i don’t like him i like texting him bc he matches my energy theo text yk
by eysbsieidncmcoslnff April 20, 2021
A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!
-King Robinson 2015
-King Robinson 2015
by Butterbooh August 31, 2015
Someone who will provide much random mechanical facts and will pleasure you with beautiful car noises for no reason at all. Cherish him
by Tipperspuppera September 21, 2019