I got some vajayjay last night but unfortunatley i had to gnarly rhino that shit because her mouth wouldnt stop moving.
by iFuck June 12, 2008
by dst1ng November 15, 2010
Crushed Rhino is the act of, mashing your genitalia against a clear piece of glass. Giving the illusion of a rhinos face.
Ghoutty walked out of his room only to see his friend had mashed his cock and balls to the clear glass of a fire extinguisher holder, he replied "that looks like a crushed rhino" his friend then called him a fag for looking at his junk.
by BenderBotsack August 28, 2009
by Charley Bear January 30, 2009
Any large woman found in Southern California deserts. Often found drinking Coors Light as if they needed it. Skanky clothes are very common. Sand rhinos hibernate in Glamis and Ocotillo Wells in winter. Also see "Superstition Mountain Goat"
by mandrel bent dimple-died chromoly April 30, 2005
Used when referring to a pair of female twins who are so ugly and hideous that they are said to resemble rhinos. Rhino twins are big, fat, very ugly, and mentally slower than normal people.
by ih8uglychks April 21, 2009
A fat person (usually a woman) who has the tendency to eat like a 'pig' and stomp around like a 'rhino'. Hence the phrase Rhino-Pig. Rhino-pigs are best described as obese, ugly, nasty bitches. Often times their attitudes are poor and they are very annoying.
by T-Bone aka T-Money August 14, 2008