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Reyes

Reyes is one of the biggest assholes in human existence. He is very insecure about himself and has to put others down to feel better about himself. He is selfish and deluded and people should stay away from him. He also likes to play the victim card for everything, so as a result, nothing is ever his fault.
Person 1: That guy over there called me fat! :(
Person 2: Don't worry about him; he's such a Reyes
by _lonely.com_ March 1, 2020
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Napu Reyes

A word used for describing an incredibly glamorous,fabulous,intelligent,beautiful,person
Omg are you are so a Napu Reyes
by NotNapureyes February 19, 2021
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Reyes

Wow man that guy is such a reyes
Yeah for sure nan
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Jon Reyes

wow Jon Reyes Is one of the best scooter riders ever
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Brice Reyes

The most amazing person you will ever meet. PERIODT!!
I hung out with Brice Reyes today!!!
by Svnflovver June 21, 2019
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Reyes hoodie

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
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