Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends
Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai
by Kainapple45 July 01, 2019
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Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".
Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father
by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022
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Reuben

Reuben is a guy who likes the colour blue a lot and is usually lactose-intolerant. Often have Brownish-Blondish hair and blue eyes.
Wait that guys name is Barry Breadsticks..? He looks like a Reuben tbh.
by Huzzbungo September 08, 2021
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Reuben

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hey have you heard of reuben?
oh yeah isnt he

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yeah thats him
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Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.
Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!
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Reuben

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Reuben

Stupidest person on earth, also a big simp.
“Reuben likes me, ew 🤬”
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