Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

Reuben Teo

A person who is extremely retarded and likes rolling down the hill with a girl called Isabella.

Reuben Teo is a retard.

by Reuben Teo August 23, 2018

Reuben and kai

Always close and piss about together if you meet a Reuben and Kai you will know that they must be best friends

Human1:them two lads over there look like they are close.
Human2:they are probably called Reuben and kai

by Kainapple45 July 1, 2019

reuben background

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motar baik

wow that's a sick motar baik reuben background u got there bro countri guy yeah i like hot girls and like country stuff like bige gunta and then doing motar baik ride.

by macks pistoris June 12, 2019

reuben parry

Reuben parry’s are people that like women that look like men and are usually very fat and have shit long hair

Did you hear about that guy he went out with a person called Taylor and she looks like a man, he’s such a Reuben parry

by Mr hot male jimmy James September 15, 2019

Reuben

Sexiest human being alive ..... he’s always 6 foot 2 and 6 foot 3 with shoes . He’s an animal massive arms loves lager and can drink vodka straight . He loves his women what a beast .

Guy : can I hve a lighter .....

Reuben: I dunno can you .
Guy: Classic reubs

by Everyhumanaliveloveshim August 5, 2019

Reuben's Corsairs

The Corsairs usually are based around After the Flash: Deep Six. This faction has replaced B3 in lore of th game. Along with that they are secretly allied to the MEB and are super edgy pirates that literally any LPM will tell you that they're better. because most looms are biased when it comes to Corsairs

Reuben's Corsairs looted the pawn shop.

by JustToastDude April 3, 2017