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resting bitchface syndrome

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome
by Nolin Chitwood February 15, 2015
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restercising

doing nothing in-particular with maximum effort.
bill: "what are you gonna do now g"
george:"i figure a bit of restercising is in order"
bill: "don't strain yourself"
by m roe June 23, 2008
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Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.
Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.
by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010
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Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head
Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!
by Shortest shorts September 23, 2015
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Restart

A misspelling of the word "retard" that means the same thing. Also a way to censor "retard" or "retarded" in a way that is publicly accepted as "retard" is seen as somewhat offensive.
"Wow so funny I didn't mean to yell at a restart"
by Mikael Montgomery July 8, 2020
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Manual Reset

When one ejaculates, deficates and vomits as a three-step cleansing technique to reboot the body. Generally thought of as a household cure for a hang-over (control, alt, delete).
When all other cures failed, Carl relied on an old fashion manual reset to make it right again.
by Netler February 20, 2011
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Arm Rest Showdown

The unspoken battle for arm rest position/supremacy between you and the over-sized individual who sits next to you on the plane.
Ugh...I lost my arm rest showdown with the slob next to me and had to spend the whole 6 hour flight straight-jacketed in my seat.
by Akntr October 1, 2013
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