when a guy goes a while without a hair cut and the back of it curls outward and protrudes from the bottoms of his earlobes like wings, almost a mini mullet. Often seen on red necks and white trash.
Barber: " How do you want your hair cut? "
guy: "Take some off the top and sides, and make sure to cut off the red neck wings in the back"
guy: "Take some off the top and sides, and make sure to cut off the red neck wings in the back"
by Uncle Octavia April 23, 2006
Get the Red neck wingsmug. by ILikeDarkHumor January 10, 2021
Get the Red Angel Wingsmug. These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.
Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’
by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021
Get the Red Wingsmug. The not known hidden legion of wings "Apple Red Wings"-
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.
When you insert an apple in a woman's vagina butt first. Then you pull it out from the stem then eat it. All of this is performed while the woman is menstruating.
Joey:" Dude John got his apple red wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."
Tim:" Oh man thats FUCKING GROSS!"
Joey:" Yeah and he also got his plum violet wings."
by The New Messenger June 5, 2011
Get the Apple Red Wingsmug. Theeeee best team in any sport to ever play in the world, better than the leafs and the bruins. TOGETHER!!!
by hd834yrg0boqcnu October 9, 2020
Get the Detroit Red Wingsmug. When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.
by papachapo June 21, 2019
Get the Red Wing Lieutenantmug. by ZXC3233 January 26, 2016
Get the Red Wingsmug.