Ripping bowls

to smoke weed fast, hold it long, and smoke it hard out of a "bowl" (a small glass pipe used to smoke weed).

dude, when can we start ripping bowls? i want to bake before we go inside.

by yomamaintshit February 24, 2009

pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

bodice-ripper

A book labeled "Historical Romance" that is really just written porn for middle-aged women.

Trevor: Hey Jeff's mom, what's that you're reading?
Jeff's mom: Oh it's called "A Knight for Alice." It's a lovely romance set in 1500's England. Very sweet and adventerous.
Jeff: Mom give it up. Everyone knows that's just a bodice-ripper.

by BambiBigalow April 21, 2011

Ring-ripper

Painful toilet experience

Occurs when applying over-vigorous wiping of toilet paper, and fingernails are too long. "Damn, looks like I just pulled a Ring-ripper!"

by Danny Reynolds January 12, 2008

Ripping up rags

Descriptive of the sound of a long and drawn-out fart

After ten beers, and a plate of lima bean curry, I was ripping up rags like never before.

by Mr. Ploppy August 17, 2004

repiphany

an epiphany that has been forgotten, and then remembered again.

"I just remembered that brilliant idea I had last tuesday!"
"So you had a repiphany?"

by sammy codd October 13, 2008

RIPID

A word that describes something that is awesome.

Man, last night was ripid.

That car is ripid

by eldrke February 1, 2017