Residual Loafage

The turd that missed the train during your last hard shit and now sits just behind the shutter of your asshole and blocks any normal ability to fart.

Damn, I feel a hearty fart on deck and ready for lift off but I've got residual loafage causing a traffic jam.

by Porksword153 December 30, 2023

copenhagen residue

The lubricating fluid that is secreted, or in the more impressive cases actually squirted, from the vagina prior to, during and after sexual congress.

She comes so much I thought I was going to drown in her Copenhagen Residue.

by Elricho May 14, 2022

residu-spit

Leftover saliva or spit on the edge of a glass can or cup generally filled unmentionables.

Holy shit dude ! I just opened this drink! you took a sip and left residu-spit on the can!

by Datsron December 22, 2021

residual sugar

When you wipe after taking a shit and don’t get fully clean, resulting in a sticky wet ass crack.

Boy, I have a little residual sugar after that one.

by BigSunday February 12, 2022

residual screen time

The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way

I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

Residual Bitches

Intoxicated female patrons remaining at an event after the band has left and the show has concluded

The band is done, let’s get these residual bitches and bounce

by MPD DD DD August 6, 2022