tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie

Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

by The notorious tootsie rancher June 18, 2024

Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.

Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

Rancherize

To jazz up food with ranch.

i think i need to rancherize the pizza

by fakecastiel March 27, 2024

Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole

Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.

by laikario March 9, 2021

Team Rancher

The duo name (or sometimes ship name, in a character context since shipping those CCs isn't okay.) of Solidaritygaming and Tangotek. They met in double life and are adorable. Absolutely best friends. Figured this deserved a definition since Flower Husbands is on here. Pulsar picture to represent my love towards them.

Me: "I ship Team Rancher's characters more than Flower Husbands, to be honest."
My friend: "Who dat?" (They watch Grian and Ldshadowlady.)
Me: Shows them a picture.
My friend: "Yeah, they look happier than the Flower Husbands one you showed me earlier."

by The Neutron Star October 1, 2023