monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

Quarterback in Rotation

When a girl has relations with one guy after another.

You she's hot
Nah man she has Quarterbacks In Rotation

Whaddya Mean?
Quarterback in Rotation-When a girl has relations with one guy after another

by TZRAMP October 13, 2016

Quarterback Tease

A quarterback who looks good coming out of college, but goes on to have a trash NFL career. In other words, Scott Mitchell.

If there was a list on Quarterback Teases, Scott Mitchell is number one.

by Husky Nugs 202 April 1, 2017

quarterback snick

when you fake for a girls pussy and go for her asshole

that bitch dosen't know I'm about to quarterback snick her

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

Quarterback

If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.

A quarterback who doesn't listen too closely to the bullshit is more likely to get things done.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Quarterback

If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.

A quarterback who doesn't listen too closely to the bullshit is more likely to get things done. You don't have to let it get you mad, you can get serious.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Quarterback

One year/season is not enough to know whether a guy is good for a job. If you really want a guy to commit to a team, you have to make a commitment to him, rather than threats about how he will lose his job if he doesn't do exactly what you want him to, when you want him to do it (trying to light a fire under his ass). Nobody performs better that way, and it's a waste of money/resources you could've just saved for a different quarterback, if a different quarterback was what you knew you wanted deep down all along. I guess when you have excessive amounts of money at your disposal, you feel like fucking around with it more than someone on a tighter budget.

Either somebody wanted the guy to be a quarterback before he started, or they didn't. There's no sense in fucking around with a guy's head about it when you have enough money that you don't have to fuck around with anybody's head, you could pick anybody you wanted for the job.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021