turd purgatory

when you feel like you need to take a large dump but cant manage to sqeeze anything out resulting in an abnormally long session in the restroom or an uneasy feeling if you decide to proceed with your day with only pushing out a few tiny pellet size turds...also can decribe when you need to take a huge shit and it gets half way out of your asshole and your butthole is stretched to the furthest diameter possible,nearly tearing your o-ring then stops causing you to breath like a ladie in a lamaze class while trying to muster with the strenght to force it out..which while taking place could feel like an extremely long time in which everthing you think you know comes into question and you question if god really exists.
"sorry I was late,J had to take a huge shit and was caught in turd purgatory.I nearly blew out my o-ring, but im good now.Too much meatloaf with dessert "
by September 18, 2020
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professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
by Marwam September 27, 2013
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Purgatorial Meanderance

A purposeless existence spent in limbo wondering around.
Rather than getting sent to hell for eternity, I lucked out and got banished to a Purgatorial Meanderance in no man's land.
by Vin Nguyen October 11, 2017
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Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
by Dickolas Cage November 10, 2019
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Lobby Purgatory

Lobby Purgatory is when you're playing a game and you're stuck in the game's lobby for huge amounts of time or even forever. Most common game for this to happen is Landfall Games' April fools 2018 joke "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"
Jim: Why hasn't the game loaded yet?
Bob: You must be stuck in Lobby Purgatory.
Jim: *leaves game*
Bob: OH GOD STOP
Jim: *dies*
Bob: *dies*
by Lilhappi June 10, 2018
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Cart Purgatory

Window shopping online and build a shopping cart list of things you want to buy but know you won’t due to financial or nonessential reasons.
Hey why is your amazon cart full of computer and home goods? Are you going to buy them or are they going to sit in cart purgatory?
by StruggleFeast May 11, 2024
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graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.
Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...
by vij_29 May 24, 2011
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