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graduation purgatory

The period of time between the culmination your final semester and your graduation where you're required to make crucial decisions which decide how your life is gonna turn out.
Dude, watcha gonna do during your graduation purgatory?

Thinkin about takin a road trip and gettin laid bro...
by vij_29 September 23, 2011
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The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)
"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025
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professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
by Marwam September 27, 2013
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Brand Purgatory

The inability to create any meaningful effort at creating a brand - despite brand creation being a company's only hope at success - leaving the brand floating in the ether. Not making progress, not making mistakes. Just existing in a space that humans cannot see.
Bob hasn't done a thing for that company, idk how he hopes to make it. He's just floating around in brand purgatory, hoping for a miracle.
by Startup Street May 18, 2025
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burn in purgatory

john: i hate black people and they could suck my
me: BURN IN PURGATORY!
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Purgatory

When you get sent nudes by a trap this causes a mixture of emotions usually of happiness and anger.
Bro 1: Dude I got nudes last night!
Bro 2: Oh man that's awesome were they good?
Bro 1: not really she was a trap.

Bro 2: aww man next level purgatory bro

Bro 1: yeah but still jerked to it.
by CryoGeneric February 10, 2018
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Purgatory

A teenage girl's idea of a living hell.
Teenage girl- Don't touch me ever! I'll make your life a living hell!

Girl's father- Get the fuck out of here you little shit! Your purgatory isn't hell for anybody, hell is what I made my son's life when he was a little shit, while I don't do anything with you for being a little shit! No wonder you think you're making people's lives hell.
by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019
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