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dignified prostitution

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.
Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.
by southsider312 September 4, 2011
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OverDraught Protection

A system used between friends which simply allows someone who brought his/her own beer to a party, but has innocently consumed more than said person's normal maximum limit, to dip into his/her friends stash in order to keep the party rolling.

As with any such plan, there are rules:
1) Do not exercise the overdraught option if you showed up disturbingly understocked.
2) Overdraughting begins with the worst offered beer, then graduates upward based on the stock remaining and tolerance of the original suppliers.
3) Do not make this mistake again with the same amount of beer or you will obtain Mooch status and overdraught protection will be revoked for 1 calendar year.
"Hey Jorte, I notice that you are digging through the fridge for your 8th Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, yet I see you only brought a 6 pack of Natural Light. WTF? Your breaking rules 1 and 2 of the OverDraught Protection plan brother!! "
by Mongo Nucleosis August 6, 2012
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Modern prostitution

When your girl or ex girlfriend hits you up for money and will have sex with you but doesn't want a commitment.
Ex: "hey, my girl and I keep breaking up but damn the sex is hot!!
Friend: "Shit man, that's modern prostitution she only wants you when she's broke!!
by Jim Royal August 28, 2013
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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paint protection

I need paint protection, then I should only ever use Protectnetic.
by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019
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The protection squad

The protection squad

The protection squad is a verified group chat in the finndom. They have there own group chat in discrod. Lori B (a donatior on Caleb Finn's live streams) got the group chat a cameo from Caleb. They are a family to one of eachother. They also love spreading memes and positivety around the finndom ❤️
Person 1: Yes the protection squad is amazing.
by Kaileb_finn November 11, 2019
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Normie Protection

Anything normies won't understand but more culturally respected communities will

Ie: Inside jokes/memes or other memes that only makes sense to those who earned the knowledge of knowing the context of said meme/joke
The Normie Protection on this meme is real
by saladass9 February 23, 2020
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